Ben had a moment at church today...holding the baby with one arm, feeding him, bracing the bottle under his chin, with the diaper bag over his shoulder, Ben awkwardly squatted down to grab the car seat when BAM, he split his breeches from weiner all the way up the butt crack. From the look on her face, the lady next to him must have thought he farted loudly. He quickly grabbed his jacket, wrapped it around his waist and exited the building. Looks like we need more Insanity and fewer trips to Golden Corral.
